- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

LO AND BEHOLD!

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

Womens rights

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

your mom is so stupid she got raped

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

I like that, but why am I happy?

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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