- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Beka has AIDS

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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