- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

I was watching Fox news.

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

Bob Saget that is all

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

69

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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