A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

The GOV and the WHO?

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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