What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

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Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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