- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

Tim likes girls

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

Rylan Clark

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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