What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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