Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to go to heaven because his girlfriend Margaret was cooked into chicken sandwhiches, and he had no kids and he didn't want to marry someone else, so he tried to get ran over but no cars hit him so he cooked himself. AND so he became KFC-Style chicken wings. BUUUT since no one ate them, he grabbed them up from heaven and commented on how delicious he was and proceeded to eat more and then exploded, sending him to heaven's heaven. But it was just a dream. And Margaret had to do laundry some more today because he freaking caused a urine tsunami. You're welcome.

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Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

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If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

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Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

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what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

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Justin Beiber

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It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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No soap radio

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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