A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

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D/M/Y ~~ Take 21/12/2012 Flip it upside down Take the 2's out from both ends (1/12/201) Take out all the ones and two's (//0) Take your zero and turn it 90 degrees to the right Take out the forward slashes What you are left with, a potato.

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

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whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

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I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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