Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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What's blue? The sky.

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

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knock knock go away!!!

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There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

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Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

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2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

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