- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Click here to end the world.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

justin beiber sucks

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

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