Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

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What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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