Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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