- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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