- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Poker? I barely even know her.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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