what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

im telling maguire

su algato es en fuego

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

LO AND BEHOLD!

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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