- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

This is my favorite antijoke.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

Where's my tractor?

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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