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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

A Fat Kenyan

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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