- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

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