Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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Dumbledore dies.

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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penis. nuff said.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

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"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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