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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

YOLO You only like Oreos

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

Neil is a reterd.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Your Mom

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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