What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

matt has ebola...funny right!?

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

A man walks into a bar

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Hail Hitler

I put my baby in a microwave.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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