- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

This is not funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

you know whats not funny white boards.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

[Set up] [No punch line]

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

knock knock!? . . No.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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