whats my name? Matt

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

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What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

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justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

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Knock-Knock Who's there? A giant spider-like insect that lays eggs in your brain which turn into larvae that drop down onto your tongue and eat your teeth slowly, then form a cocoon and turn into the spider-like insect spoken of previously. You then wake up from this terrible nightmare and get ready for your well paying job.

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Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

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There was once a family of termites. There was a Papa termite, a Mama termite, and a baby termite, called Motor. One day they reached a big fat log, and they decided they'd bore through. So first went Papa. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Papa! Next came Mama. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Mama! Last came Motor. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out bored Motor!

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What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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