Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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cats are pussies

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

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Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

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sorry about this, my enter key is stuck down... Really sorry guys. Nearly fixed it. Look I said I was sorry! All fixed :~D

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

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D/M/Y ~~ Take 21/12/2012 Flip it upside down Take the 2's out from both ends (1/12/201) Take out all the ones and two's (//0) Take your zero and turn it 90 degrees to the right Take out the forward slashes What you are left with, a potato.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

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Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

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Why do black people have white hands and feet? Regardless of race or ethnicity, the skin on the palms and soles of the feet is always less pigmented than elsewhere on the body. In darker skinned people this fact is readily observable, but in light skinned people this feature of human biology cannot normally be discerned by simple visual inspection.

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

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Anti Joke

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