- Anti Joke

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.