- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

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