One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

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A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

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Why did the black man have drugs? He had a very serious medical condition that involved putting himself at a high risk at any time without proper medications, therefore he requires drugs to sustain him and hopefully prevent him from dying. To immediately believe that he was in possession of illegal drugs is a very racist assumption that is representative of one of the numerous racial problems that faces our society today.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think you're smart But I've got a plan for you.. Leaves are green Stems are too You lied to me Now I will shoot you.. Violets are blue Roses are red You made me angry And now you are dead.

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What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Massie is a fatass

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why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

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What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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