- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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