- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

Boxing on Boxing Day

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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