- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

Julian Ha.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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