- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

What's red, blue & green all over?

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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