A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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roy g biv

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

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Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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