- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

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