How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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