why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

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What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

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knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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being sober in a bar fight

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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