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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Albert your flies undone.

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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