How many babies can you breast feed? 2

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

I'm Polish.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Justin beiber..

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

I like that, but why am I happy?

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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