Who does creatine? James Cornish

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

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you suck

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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