A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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Dwight Howard

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How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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