- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

This sentance contains three errers

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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