- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

In soviet Russia...things are different

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

a black guy hates chicken.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

Rush Limbaugh

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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