- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

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