why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Hi, my name is Jake.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

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