- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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