- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

AIDS

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

hextech crafting too opieop

How come grilled cheese?

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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