A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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what is orange? an orange

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

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whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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Where's Wally? In a children's book.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

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"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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