Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

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How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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What's blue? The sky.

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

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A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

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what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

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Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

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You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

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Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

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Why does the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have legs to walk and they are not able to fly across the road, like the rest of their bird friends.

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What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

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What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

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What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

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Guy A: Why is 6 scared of 7? Guy B: Because 7, 8, 9? Guy A: No, numbers don't have feelings Guy C: That's so dumb Guy A: Hey you know what, this is an A and B conversation so... Guy C: So C your way out? Guy D: Yeah, before D and E come and F U up! Guy E: Are you guys high or something? Guy F: Dude, I'm a girl, F stand for female (Author): Oops sorry Girl F: Thanks Guy G: Mind Blown O_O

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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