Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

Call of Duty is a good game.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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