Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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I named my son ps2 controller

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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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YOU'VE WON A FREE IPAD!!!!! PRESS CTRL+W TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Women's Rights..

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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69.

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what's the difference between a crocodile?

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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